Sunday, 29 January 2017


The Strawberry-Condoms smells very nice.
It reminds me of very fresh and yummy non-fake strawberry-candy.
That Being said, it didn't taste like anything;
No bi-flavours, but also no strawberry-flavour.
The colouring came off on the genitals a smidge.
Incredibly durable and easy to put on;
Stretchy, and not slippery and uncooperative like some condoms.

GLYDE Condoms seem to work well for people who are usually allergic to 
non-vegan latex-products.
Their condoms are 100% Vegan, not only in ingredients, 
but also in every step of the process making the condoms.

Company: GLYDE Product: Strawberry Lubricated Condom

Nifty Info
Material:Natural Rubber Latex
Length:180 mm
Nominal Width:53 mm
Thickness:0.062 mm
Colour: Red
(tip on the end for cum)
Regular Retail Pack:10 pc.
Bulk Pack:100 pc.

Thursday, 5 January 2017


This is a very good vegan cheese flavouring product.
It's perfect for taco-dishes; just fry it in, with the taco-spice mix.
And it gives a nice round, as if you had cheese with your taco, flavour.

Another thing I've discovered you can do with this product is;
Popcorn topping! :D
Just drizzle it on, as is. ^^

It's got a nice, cheddary-ish flavour.

Ingredients: Rice flour, corn starch (not genetically modified), milk-free cheese powder (contains soy), vegetable bouillon powder * onion powder, potato flakes, sea salt, pepper.
* Vegetable bouillon powder, sea salt, hydrogenated vegetable protein, modified potato starch, vegetable powder, 8.3% (celery root, onion, carrot, potato flakes, leek), vegetable oil, dextrose, painted seasoning, garlic powder, parsley, lovage.
Milk-, GMO-, Gluten-FREE and Low-Fat

Company: Free & Easy Product: Dairy Free Cheese Flavour Sauce Mix (130g)

Wednesday, 4 January 2017

East-Asian Inspired Dish | ORIGINAL RECIPE

3-4 big cloves of finely chopped Garlic
7-8 tablespoons of finely chopped Ginger-Root
1 Green Paprika-Pepper, chopped into crouton-sized squares
1 big Broccoli-Bush, cut down to the flowers, in small individual bushes/wigs
1 Yellow Onion, chopped into crouton-sized squares
ca. 5 fl.oz/148ml of Soy-Sauce
2 tablespoons of churned Black Pepper
Sesame-Seed Cooking-Oil
ca. 1dl/0.42 cups of Water
2 teaspoons of Vegetable Bouillon-Powder
White Rice + Water

Amounts to 4-5 portions/helpings.

How To
Mix the Water and Vegetable Bouillon-Powder, stir swiftly together.
Then add the Soy-Sauce and Black Pepper, stir together.
Put aside for later.

Tip: Make the White Rice simultaneously as you cook the Veggies.
That way, everything will be done at the exact same time! ^^

Take a big casserole or frying-pan.
Add some Sesame-Seed Cooking-Oil.
Then add the Garlic and Ginger-Root.
Fry together on medium heat for a couple of minutes.

Then add the Green Paprika-Pepper, Broccoli and Yellow Onion.
Fry together for a couple of minutes, until the Onion is starting to get soft.

Add the Mixture you put aside, and mix it all together.
Stir it around some, while cooking for a couple of minutes.

And Voilà! :D

Monday, 2 January 2017


This product is a new staple in my food-making tool-box.
It's super as a meat replacement.
I used it in a taco-dish, which was divine.

As promised, it was a naturell (without flavour of it's own) product.
Which is great for dishes where you want to determine the seasoning and flavour yourself.

I'd heartily recommend this product!
It's texture is just like scrambled meat, and is easy to fry up.
200g is perfect for a meal for 2-3 portions.

It doesn't expire for several months.
And can be stored in room-temperature.

Ingredients: water, soybeans * 20% coagulant (kalciumsulfat, nigari)
* Organic ingredient

Company: Willfred & Claras Kjøkken (Willfred & Clara's Kitchen)  
Product: Ecological Tofu Naturell (Neutral) (200g)

Sunday, 1 January 2017

Pizza-Flavoured Cheese | VEGAN FOOD-REVIEW

This product, much like it's friend "VioLife cheese for pizza, Original"
was a bust.
At least in my book.
Again, my mom liked it; ish (only in small amounts/thin layers)
This smelled preferable, compared to it's above mentioned friend.
Very classic pizza smelling.

The texture is just like regular non-vegan cheese.
It melts when heated.

Still, I'm not much of a fan; when I ate it, after a few mouth-fulls, 
the texture sort of crept up on me, and made me gag.

Ingredients: Water, coconut oil (23%), modified starch, starch, sea salt, vegan flavoring (contains celery), polyphenols, color: beta carotene

Company: VioLife Product: Block of cheese, Pizza flavoured (200g)


I was so excited about this product.
I ordered it online, and was looking forward to making all kinds cheesy dishes with it.
Unfortunately; both the taste and the smell made me gag.
Silver Lining; My mom liked it.
Not so silver lining; Only in small amounts.
If you're making a dish with it, make it a thin layer.
I made a pizza with it, and my mom likes her pizza; thick with filling.
In this instance though, more was NOT merrier.
The thick layer became a rubbery-like substance, almost gelatinous.

So when using this cheese; less is more.
And, if you're not one who likes "unique" cheeses like, blue cheese for example
(I'm going by reference of which cheeses my mom likes in general, 
and am judging her taste-buds accordingly x)
this might not be the cheese for you.

The product melts when heated.
The texture is just like non-vegan cheese.
The smell is potent, very like stronger non-vegan cheeses.
The taste isn't as bad as the smell, but still, less is more. 

Ingredients: Water, coconut oil (21%), starch, modified starch, sea salt, flavourings, olive extract, colour: b-carotene, vitamin B12.

Company: VioLife Product: Block of Cheese For Pizza, Original (200g)